I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
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I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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