Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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