HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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