I feel like abortions should bother me more
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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