Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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