We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
two words...techno handjob
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
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This is the high leading the old right now
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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