Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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