Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Hippo gnu deer
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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