): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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