do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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