absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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