Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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