Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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