I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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