He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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