Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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