He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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