I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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