I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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