your parents love me but you hate me
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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