turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize