i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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