***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My bed smells like the plague
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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