Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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