Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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