If i come over, it means nothing
My first STD was from a foam party
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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