I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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