we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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