dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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