I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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