Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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