dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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