So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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