they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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