Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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