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dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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