When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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