I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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