Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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