just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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