ya dads aren't the best wingmen
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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