after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize