he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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