Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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