suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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