WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Princesses don't give blow jobs
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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