everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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