I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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