just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
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You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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