similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
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After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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